Hey, I’m Emme. I’m almost 40. I look like I’m 30. I think like I’m 20. And I act like I’m 5.
I have a husband and two little boys. They’re just okay.
I’m socially awkward and make jokes when I’m nervous.
Adulting is hard. I get by with dry shampoo. And Advil.
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