About

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Hey, I’m Emme. I’m almost 40. I look like I’m 30. I think like I’m 20. And I act like I’m 5.

I have a husband and two little boys. They’re just okay.

I’m socially awkward and make jokes when I’m nervous.

Adulting is hard. I get by with dry shampoo. And Advil.

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My work has been published on Sammiches and Psych Meds and Scary Mommy Links below.

SAMMICHES AND PSYCHE MEDS

Ten Reason Why I Want a Third Kid (even though I hated the baby days)  

Ten Realizations of a 30-Something

SCARY MOMMY

I’m Ignoring Your Facebook Posts, and This is Why